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-"/spawnrussianarmy"

-"kamaz.zip"

-"Sir, we destroyed one truck, 100 people died."
-"We surrender!"
-"Why?"
-"AN-225 INCOMING!!!"

-"This is only a first half. In a second 8 infantry vehicles and 3 tanks come out of the same truck."

-"Russians invented TARDIS!"

-"Now you're thinking with portals."

-"Russians are the same as mexicans, I think..."

-"Just got to the shop for vodka"

-"One truck and they can invade Finland"

-"1 russian truck = 2456 chinese = 832 mexicans = 108 russians = 4 english = 0,25 americans"