Here Are Some Limericks about Russia (to read them you've got to know English)

Russian rockets said CCCP,
Which was slightly confusing to me.
If the C was both two
Of those S's and U,
Then should Kruschev have two C's or three?

"There's a bumblebee spy," said the flea,
"Watching bugs by the Caspian Sea.
He's so secretive (very!)
And cautiously wary,
He goes by the name 'Cagey Bee'!"

A Babushka doll! What lies inside?
A Babushka doll! Crafted with pride,
More Babushka dolls still
Are discovered until
With a family of dolls you're supplied.